The DESSERT MENU of the Blue Ribbon Universe

$1.00 a slice, plus fork and napkin

Chris Larabee Egg Custard - a deep-dish pie with a firmly textured filling.
Vin Tanner Wild Berry - fruity, but not overly so.
Nathan Jackson Cinnamon Apple - an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Buck Wilmington Chocolate Cream - always a favorite with the ladies.
Ezra Standish Key Lime - a refreshing taste of the deep south.
Josiah Sanchez Savory Mincemeat - hearty and good for the soul.
John "J.D." Dunne Cherry tart - sweet, but with a boldness not to be overlooked.

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