ATF Universe
RESCUED
Kill JD

by Sarah

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"JD, I'm going to kill you!"

Buck turned the apartment he and JD shared upside down (metaphorically speaking of course) and found no trace of him. "When I get my hands on him I'm gonna... urgh!"

Just then the door opened and in stepped... Vin.

"What the hell are you doing here!?"

"Whoa Bucklin, calm down. I just came to get my shoes. I left them here the other day remember?" He moved over to the couch and pulled his shoes out from under it. "See ya later."

"Yeah, sure." Buck paced in front of the door for a few more minutes and when he turned to sit on the couch the door opened and in came... Ezra.

"Mr. Wilmington, good to see you."

"You saw me earlier Ezra," Buck said as he sat on the arm of the couch.

Ezra smiled, "So you did, last night to be exact. I just came by to collect my jacket, though I can't remember exactly where I left it," his words kinda trailed off as he went into Buck's bedroom. He came back out with his jacket in his hands and headed towards the door.

"Well now that I have reclaimed my jacket which, in lieu of the activities last night some how ended underneath the bed, I will return to the office."

And with a two fingered salute Ezra was gone and Buck headed to the kitchen. "I need a drink."


Five minutes later he heard the door open again. 'This has got to be JD. I'll let him get comfortable before I kill him'. He waited a few minutes and started hearing noises that just didn't fit. Slowly and quietly he opened the door to see what JD was up to when he was greeted with a different sight, one he never expected to see.

Chris Larabee watching cartoons. Sitting cross-legged right in front of the t.v. watching Care Bears. Singing along.

"Chris what the hell are you doing here!"

Chris turned around and looked at him like he was an idiot. "I'm watching Care Bears."

"I can see that but shouldn't you be at the office?"

Chris looked at him accusingly. "Shouldn't you be at the office?"

"I'm not there for a very important reason."

"And what would that be?"

"I have to find JD so I can kill him."

"Oh, so it's okay for you to kill JD but I can't watch Care Bears!" Chris screamed at Buck as he left the apartment, slamming the door behind him.

Buck could not believe this. He turned off the TV, unable to stand the Care Bears any longer. He stood there thinking about odd Chris was behaving, what exactly happened with Ezra last night, and how Vin had gotten around without his shoes for the past couple of days. Then he heard the door open and in came... JD.

'Finally!' he thought as he ran to the door and threw JD up against it.

"Buck what are you doing?" JD could barely be heard because Buck's hands were around his neck cutting off his oxygen supply.

"I'm killing you!"

"What did I do?" Buck just stared at him, slowly his grip loosend and JD fell to the floor. "Buck?"

"You planned this didn't you!" he yelled as he hit his head against the wall. "Sending Vin, Ezra, and Chris over to confuse me. Now I forgot why I was going to kill you."

"Oh," JD said from the ground, "sorry, but I have no idea what you're talking about."

Buck groaned, "I think I'm going to go lie down."

"I think that's a good idea, Buck."

The End