Great Sex with Chris

by Peggy

Disclaimer: A little riff on Dr. Seuss starring Chris and Vin. Inspired by Suzy's hilarious "If Chris Gives Vin a Chocolate." Thanks Suzy! And apologies to Dr. S. who is spinning in his grave as we speak.


GREAT SEX WITH CHRIS

Do you like great sex with Chris?
I do, I do like great sex with Chris.

Would you like me here or there?
I like your tongue most anywhere.

Would you like to suck my ear?
I would like to suck you here.

I will suck you in the rain,
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
You are so good, so good, you see!

Would you like me in a boat?
I would like you down my throat.

Would you like me on the grass?
I would like you up my ass.

Would you like my nice big pole?
I'd like it in my rosy hole.

I do so like great sex with Chris.
Thank you, thank you Chris, you see
I love it when you fuck with me.