Pairing: Chris / Vin
ATF Crossover with "Friends"
The characters in this story are not mine and I'm making absolutely no profit from this. I've been watching waaaaay too many Friends repeats.
"Hey look, ugly naked guy has a new neighbor."
"Oh...Oh! He looks cute."
"Look how those jeans fit. Very nice."
"What are you girls doing?"
"Hi Ross. We're looking at cute neighbor guy."
"Cute neighbor guy?"
"Yeah, he just moved into the apartment next to ugly naked guy."
Day 3
"Ooooo, cute neighbor guy just took off his shirt."
The sound of two pairs of feet rushing to the window could be heard.
"Well, now that is one fine looking chest."
"Yes it is. Tan, muscled but not overly so."
"Lanky."
"Right, lanky."
"Lanky. And tan."
"Umm, umm, umm, umm, ummmmmm."
Day 6
"Monica! Rachael! Look! Cute neighbor guy is NAKED!"
"What!"
"Where?"
"Oh my!"
"Is he...is he doing what I think he's doing?"
"Yes he is! And he's tan all over!"
"This is kind of sad. He's cute. You'd think he could find a date instead of having to...well...handle things himself."
"Are you girls staring at that new guy across the way....Hey! he's naked! And he's...well, he's having a little personal fun."
"Personal fun? Chandler, what do you...oh my!"
"I'm sure you boys have done the same."
"Well...maybe. But not in front of an open window!"
"There was that one time outside..."
"Joey!!!!"
"I can't watch this. Come on Joey, let's go do something manly. Joey?"
"Wait. This is a little like watching porn for free. Well, without the girl but still FREE PORN, man."
Day 10
"Cute neighbor guy has a visitor. And he looks pretty cute too."
"I'll say. He kind of reminds me of someone..."
"Hey, I know who that is. That actor from Terminator."
"Joey, he doesn't look a bit like Arnold Swarzenegger."
"Not him! The other guy. The skinny one that sleeps with that Linda chick in the movie."
"Oh, THAT guy. Yeah, he does look a little like him."
"Hey gang...they're kissing."
"What!?!"
"Let me see."
"Oh my..."
"Is anyone else finding this a little....hot?"
"Ewww."
"Honestly Ross. They're just kissing."
"Not anymore they aren't."
"They're taking their clothes off!"
"Oh my..."
"This is so hot!"
"This is wrong, this is so wrong."
"Ross, they obviously find each other attractive. Who cares that it's two guys?"
"It's not that. It's wrong that you're watching."
"How are they gonna...never mind."
"That's gotta hurt."
"Doesn't look like he's in pain to me."
"So hot!"
"Guys, let's go shoot some hoops. Find a ball game. Fire off a gun at a firing range. Something."
"See you later Monica."
"Ummm hmmm."
Day 10... a few hours later
The three girls sat in chairs out on the patio of the apartment. After watching intently, leaning forward to get the best view, they all three sat back and lifted score cards, each with the number 10 written on it.
Day 11
"You girls still watching the apartment across the street?"
"Ummmm."
"Yeah..."
"You look like you've been up all night."
"Oh yeah, they've been up all night all right," Monica replied as she adjusted the bed spread she had wrapped around her.
"And they're still up!" Phoebe giggled.
"They're still doing it?"
"All night long."
"Kissing, cuddling..."
"Having wild, hot sex."
"Wild, hot sex." Giggle.
Meanwhile, across the street...
"God Vin, you're gonna kill me," Chris said as he collapsed once more against his lover, shifting so that he was snuggled up against the other man, his arm resting on Vin's heaving chest. "They still watching?"
"Yup. They've been there are night."
"They sure got an eyeful then."
"They been staring over here ever since I got here. I figured if they're gonna stare, might as well give em somethin' ta stare at."
"You going to give them a show the whole time you're here?"
"Haven't decided," Vin replied as he shifted to face Chris. "It's only for a couple more weeks. But it's not like I can repeat this again."
"You try after I've gone back to Denver and I'll..."
"You'll what?"
"I do know a lot of guys that carry guns you know."
"True. But not a gun like this one."
"Damn Vin, you're gonna kill me!"