Part of the Just When You Thought... collection.
Author’s Note: Okay, this is what you come up with at 2:00 in the morning when you are both getting a bit punchy. It is definitely a PWP piece, based solely on a conversation between Buck and JD.
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"Now, Kid. Ya know ya just can't come up to a man and ask him somethin' like that."
"Why not, Buck? I know you do it all the time."
"Well, now that's a mite different. I am a lot older than you."
"Since when does age make a difference?'
"JD, it ain't necessarily age, it's experience."
"But, I got experience, Buck!"
"Just 'cause you tried it a time or two, don't mean you know how it's done."
"I do so know how, ain't nothing to it."
"Now there's where yer wrong, Kid. Doin' it wrong can lead to all kinds of problems."
"It can? What sort of problems?"
"To start with, if it ain't wet enough, it can hurt like hell."
"Why does it have to be wet?"
"If it ain't wet then it don't slide good."
"It doesn't? But, I didn't think it had to be...well, not very much anyway."
"JD, listen to the voice of experience. It's gotta be really wet, and if it ain't you gotta use something to make sure it'll slide."
"Well, what do you normally use, Buck?"
"Guess you can use a lot of different things, but <Buck looks around to be sure no one is listening> I kinda like to use unusual things."
"What sort of <JD glances around nervously> unusual things?"
<Buck leans closer to whisper> "I think it works better with different kinds of oils myself, but I have used hand cream."
"You..you have?"
"Sure, you take it from Ole Buck. I know all about these kinds of things. Hell, I been doin' it since I was way younger than you."
"Well....I've been doin' it for a while too, you know. I ain't as young as I look."
"Yeah, sure, Kid. Yer still wet behind the ears. Now, I'm tellin' you, you really oughta have help the first time or two. You know, someone to show ya how it's supposed to be done."
"I know how to do it. I've seen you do it often enough!"
"You what? You been watchin' me?"
"Well, of course I have...what's wrong with that?"
"JD, there are just some things that some men like to keep to themselves, and well…. that's one thing I like to keep private."
"Aw, Buck, come on....can't I, just once?"
"Aw, hell, Kid….You really think it would help ya to learn to do it right if I let you watch up close just this once?"
"I think it would, yes."
<Buck sighs is resignation> "Alright, but this is between you and me. You don't go tellin' the others. Come on up to my room."
"I swear, Buck. I won't tell a soul."
<In Buck's room> "First, I always make sure I got the door locked. I don't want anyone walkin' in on me when I do it this way."
"How come?"
"Well, <Buck blushes> the others just might not understand."
"You never know, do ya?"
"Nope, ya don't, and I ain't takin' chances on bein' teased about it. Now, you want to learn or not?"
"Of course I do!!"
"Well then, just watch and don't go distractin' me."
"Uh, Buck… why you taking off yer shirt an' stuff?"
"Don't want to make a mess of my clothes. It can get kinda messy."
"This here is the kinda oil I like." <holds the bottle for JD to see.> "Don't have a whole lot of smell so no one knows ya been usin' it." <Buck pours some of the oil into his hand to warm.>
"So, does it matter how much of it you use?"
"Whatever feels good to ya, Kid. Don't usually take much though."
<Buck smoothed the oil over his skin.>
"What's it feel like, Buck?"
"Like a little bit of heaven on earth. <Buck sighed> The oil makes it slide real easy, and the skin feels so smooth."
<JD watched in fascination while Buck finished, and cleaned off with a towel.> "Wow…I had no idea it could be done like that. Can I…can I touch it to see how it feels?"
"Kid, that ain't something you should be asking me."
"Well, after you showed me how, I thought …. well…"
"It's okay, JD. You can touch it."
<JD lightly ran his fingertips over the recently oiled skin> "Geez, that feels so much better than mine, when I am done. You suppose I can try it, with you to watch and be sure I get it right?"
"Ya sure you want me to watch?"
"Yeah, I am."
<When JD was ready, Buck poured a small bit of oil into the young man's hand, and watched as he spread it on.> "Okay, now remember slow, firm strokes."
"Okay, but my hands are a bit shaky."
"You'll do fine. Ain't that much different than the usual way, and I am sure you done it like that."
"Of course I have."
"Then whatcha waitin' for?"
"For you to lend me your razor."
THE END
(Okay, so what did you think they were doing? <G>)